Ohai there :)
true
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.

hellyeahharvestmoon:

WHOA BABIES ARE COOL

WHOA CHILDBIRTH

WHOA WHAT EVEN ARE GIRLS NAMED

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asskaban:

poppendulum:

thebombardier:

askbatts:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

relevant because it’s my birthday!

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somethingjustbroke:

endquestionmark:

marielikestodraw:

sketchlock:

OH GOD I was totally not expecting this and jumped on my bed and then start laughing madly. Brilliant.

SCREAMS

LOL I jumped HIGH

I just died.

unf

unf

zebrasthatbark:

Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban.

Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE.

Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends.

Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got…

ALSO HAVE TO ADD:

Equus: Harry Potter and the Horse

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying: Harry Potter and the working world

SHANNENNNNNN I WANNA SEE THIS!!!!

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jubeebs:

maytah:

Peppy and George - Ludovic Bource

it’s a sin not to start dancing around when this song comes up.

doubleadrivel:


thedrunkenmoogle:
The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set)
Ingredients:Eevee:1/4 simple syrup1 oz Bourbon whiskeydash Angostura bittersdash Orange bittersVaporeon:3/4 oz Blue Curacao3/4 oz VodkaJolteon:3/4 oz Limoncello3/4 citrus Vodka1/4 tsp sugar to dissolveFlareon:1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)1/2 oz Bacardi 151 1 pinch cinnamonEspeon:1 oz Hpnotiq1/2 oz Gin1/8 oz Grenadine Umbreon:1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum1/2 oz Coconut rumLeafeon:1 oz. Midori1/2 oz. Light rum1/3 oz. GinGlaceon:3/4 oz Irish cream3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps 
Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass.  For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire.  Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect.  For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream.
“Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White
Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

I don’t even Pokemon and I want to try these!
Leafeon is my new fave~

doubleadrivel:

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set)

Ingredients:
Eevee:

1/4 simple syrup
1 oz Bourbon whiskey
dash Angostura bitters
dash Orange bitters

Vaporeon:
3/4 oz Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Vodka

Jolteon:
3/4 oz Limoncello
3/4 citrus Vodka
1/4 tsp sugar to dissolve

Flareon:
1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 
1 pinch cinnamon

Espeon:

1 oz Hpnotiq
1/2 oz Gin
1/8 oz Grenadine 

Umbreon:

1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Coconut rum


Leafeon:
1 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Light rum
1/3 oz. Gin

Glaceon:
3/4 oz Irish cream
3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps 

Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass.  For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire.  Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect.  For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream.

“Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White

Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

I don’t even Pokemon and I want to try these!

Leafeon is my new fave~

lulz-time:


;) don’t click

To Kelsey: in the best way possible, Fuck you. <3

EDIT: I am not mad at her! We had a sleepover last night and she sang me her audition song and I told her I wanted her voice. :)